Lab Rules (New Rules Science Parody)

Working on the lab and I'm Thinking about safety (Got goggles drawn, And labcoats on) Open-toe shoes outta here Are you going crazy? (Things could go wrong, things could go wrong) My gloves They make me safe around chemicals, my chemicals My love Tie back your hair and prep materials, the materials One, do not you taste or sniff You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff Two; do not mix it in Until the label is checked again Three no food or drin Unless you Wanna have to find you dead in the morning And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk I got lab rules I count 'em I got lab rules I count 'em Long hair tired back against myself I got lab rules I count 'em Now go and tell' em to a friend One, do not you taste or sniff You know you should be wafting if you're taking a whiff Two; do not mix it in Until the label is checked again Three no food or drin Unless you Wanna have to find you dead in the morning And if you follow this, you will mitigate the risk I got lab rules I count 'em