IF ASIAN PARENTS MADE A RAP SONG

Yeah, yeah My son so dumb My son so dumb Yeah, yeah, yeah

My son so dumb IQ 21 He try to make friends but they call him Ching Chong He eat the wonton but he fat like Kim Jong He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong My son useless Can't play Ping-Pong He try to get a date with the girl Sue Yong But she said hell no 'cause he not the handsome And my son so broke can't buy the Dim Sum

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My son so dumb, my son so dumb Yeah, yeah, yeah My son is so dumb, yeah

He text Ming Lee but she a pick me Too bad he broke can't buy the Milk Tea If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat 'Cause if you try me then I do the Tai Chi Just listen to your mommy and go eat the Kim Chi Or I sell your kidney for two dollar 50 Do not think I forgot you got B in Chinese Ancestor look down on you go say sorry

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My son so dumb, my son so dumb Yeah, yeah, yeah My son is so dumb, yeah

My son so dumb IQ 21 He try to make friends but they call him Ching Chong He eat the wonton but he fat like Kim Jong He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong My son useless Can't play Ping-Pong He try to get a date with the girl Sue Yong But she said hell no 'cause he not the handsome And my son so broke can't buy the Dim Sum

Yeah, yeah, yeah My son so dumb, my son so dumb Yeah, yeah, yeah My son is so dumb yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah My son so dumb, my son so dumb Yeah, yeah, yeah My son is so dumb, yeah aye