Halloween III

I swear these stupid goons play ball like fifth graders Backed Freddy then I turned and hit a mean fader Freddy don't you know you're supposed to dribble with one hand? He kept dribbling with two, I don't think he understands Michael Myers, get that robot arm under control If you keep dribbling like that, then the ball is gonna 'splode Also, when you're finished, can you fix my tires, bro? I'm not a dang mechanic, I just wear mechanic clothes! Jason, put away your hockey stick, this isn't hockey And you should never dribble, bro, your handle's lookin' sloppy Your defense is non-existent, you ain't gonna stop me I play this game like pianos get played by Liberace I crossed him and I crippled him, both his knees were blown Tore his ACL, his MCL, and even broke his toes Broke his tibia and fibula and both his femur bones Mike said, "Dang, bro, you got them legs like Derrick Rose"

These bad guys want to play me in some hoop But everybody knows you guys are poop 'Cause you can't dribble and you can't shoot Me and my homeboy Mike about to wreck your whole crew (Awoo) These bad guys want to play me in some hoop But everybody knows you guys are poop 'Cause you can't dribble and you can't shoot Me and my homeboy Mike about to wreck your whole crew (Awoo)

Dang, Jason Guess your jump's got its own vacation You got the worst jumper in the nation I heard Freddy laugh, I said, "Is something funny, man? Jason's jumper's whack, but yours is twice as bad Here, maybe you can make it in this" I held up a hula hoop and then I blew him a kiss He was ticked He stepped me and he put up his fists That's when I cracked that jab out and busted him in the lips Grabbed his nips real hard and then I started to twist Then he tried to step away but then I stepped on his kicks I had such a good grip that his nips wouldn't slip He was fallin' backwards, thought his nipples would rip Then I let him go and he fell on the ground He was screamin' real loud and he was rollin' around I said, "Freedy, did you like that titty twister, mayne?" "That ain't no titty twister, that's a titty hurricane!"

These bad guys want to play me in some hoop But everybody knows you guys are poop 'Cause you can't dribble and you can't shoot Me and my homeboy Mike about to wreck your whole crew (Awoo) These bad guys want to play me in some hoop But everybody knows you guys are poop 'Cause you can't dribble and you can't shoot Me and my homeboy Mike about to wreck your whole crew (Awoo)

We had fifty on the board The bad guys hadn't scored Freddy said it was only 'cause his nips were super sore Michael Myers agreed I said, "Guys, please" Then Michael Myers said that me and Mike were too mean So I started callin' Michael Myers Michael Cryers "Come and cry on me because my jumper is on fire!" Freddy said, "Come on guys, we gotta make a comeback" Then Mike said, "The game is over—" CENSORED! Jason called Mike McLovin Then he got hit with a pumpkin Then Mike walked over and pumped him And told that goon to do somethin' But Jason wouldn't do nothin' Because he's soft as a muffin Then Freddy went in to dunk it But Mike jumped and he stumped him Them bad guys think they're so tough but we beat them 50 to nothin' Then Michael Myers got rough and then me and him started tusslin', scufflin' Then I punched him in the stomach, he's stumblin' (Then what?) Then I Superman kicked him and crumbled him!

These bad guys want to play me in some hoop But everybody knows you guys are poop 'Cause you can't dribble and you can't shoot Me and my homeboy Mike about to wreck your whole crew (Awoo) These bad guys want to play me in some hoop But everybody knows you guys are poop 'Cause you can't dribble and you can't shoot Me and my homeboy Mike about to wreck your whole crew (Awoo)

What, what? Froggy Fresh And Money Maker Mike On Halloween Night You bring that weak stuff up in my house Then we gon' throw your crew out