I Hate Everything (50 Number Ones Version)

He was sitting there beside me Throwin' doubles down, when he ordered up his third one He looked around, then he looked at me And said, I do believe I oughta have one more He said I hate this bar, and I hate to drink, But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything

Then he opened up his billfold and threw a $20 down And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground And I picked it up he said, "Thank ya bud" I put it in his hand, he said "I probably oughta throw this one away, 'cause she's the reason I feel this way, I hate everything"

Well, I hate my job, and I hate my life And if it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife I know I should move on and try to start again, But I just can't get over her leaving me for him Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring, And said I hate everything

He said, That one bedroom apartment where I get my mail, Is really not a home, it's more like a jail, With a swimming pool and a parking lot view, "Man, it's just great!"

I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring, Red and yellow, purple, blue and green I hate everything

I hate my job, and I hate my life And if it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife I know I should move on and try to start again, But I just can't get over her leaving me for him Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring, And said I hate everything

So I pulled out my phone and I called my house I said, "Babe, I'm coming home, we're gonna work this out" I payed for his drinks, And I told him thanks Thanks for everything