DigBar- Big Dick Randy

Reporting live outside of the well-known building, Bang Bros capital Where we have received multiple reports from all over the U.S. About sightings of a figure named, "Big Dick Randy" He is popping up in random areas, just stalking people And putting up posters of asses being ripped off

He is also writing on random walls the words "Randy is coming for that ass and candy, nigga" Everyone, please try to be safe on Halloween Although it looks like nowhere is safe

Man, it's 2023 and Big Dick Randy coming back And on Halloween night he gon' be looking for a snack If you see that nigga coming, better run like you in track He a big scary nigga, man, he seven foot and black He don't joke around, he don't fucking play

He gon' run off with yo' butt and eat it up like a buffet You'll be trick or treating hanging out, thinking it's okay And then he'll run up on you snatch yo' butt and run the other way And there's niggas out here thinking it's a fucking game Since the day that Randy got me, I ain't been the fucking same

Snatch me up and made me disappear just like he David Blane That nigga ever get you this the only way to get away Look him in the face, and start moaning out his fucking name He gon' start shaking, break his grip and then you run away He gon' keep that candy, you'll be lucky to take some away

Digbar shut the fuck up I'm about to have some fun today (big Dick Randy?) DigBar capping hard, there ain't no escapin' me He ain't get away, he in my lap right now, I'm taking cheeks Halloween, I'm on the US tour and I'll be in yo' city Snatching off that butt and taking candy, I'ma show no pity

What the fuck? Big Dick Randy just broke in the goddamn studio He lifted me out the chair, with one hand grabbing my booty hole He hopped on the damn mic and said two lines and then he left a note I'ma read that bitch to y'all real quick, this what he fucking wrote "Dear all trick-or-treaters, I'm coming back for that ass If I ain't get that butt last year then this year it's getting smashed

I ain't pulling up in no granny costume, that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gon' get this fun in" What the fuck? What that mean? Big Dick Randy coming back on Halloween? And ain't nobody safe, man, not even you and me Randy finna strike again I'll tell y'all about it when I drop part three on Halloween