Don't Touch Me Tomato

Please mister, don't you touch me tomato No, don't touch me tomato Touch me on me pumpkin, potato For goodness sake, don't touch me tomato

Touch me this, touch me that Touch me everything I got Touch me plum, me apples too But here's one thing you just can't do

All you do is feel up, feel up Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up? All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up?

Mister, take advice from me The more you look is the less you'll see But if you just must have your way Double the price you'll have to pay

Oh, you're hard like a coconut But nuts, oh nuts, are nothing but Before the chapter's good and hot Make up your mind, man, what is what?

'Cause, all you do is to feel up, feel up Ain't you tired of feel up, feel up? All you do is squeeze up, squeeze up Ain't you tired of squeeze up, squeeze up?