Funsize

Shove me up on to the mantlepiece Sit around and eat your first Chinese This is the right place at the wrong time I think the fire is burning underneath I feel warm

I was born into a factory Everyone I saw is more like me Now I stand alone in this old house Everyone is getting up to go I feel lovely

[Soon, you'll throw me out Then I will convince myself I should have stayed around I belong upon the shelf Soon you'll throw me out Then I will convince myself I should have stayed around

The morning time is back and so are they Serving up their porridge into bowls I won't taste the milk from over here My circumstance is getting weird I am lonely

I feel a human touch against my spine They are squeezing me far too tight Looking after praying at the sky The saviour's soon to be a raffle prize I'm a freebie

Soon, you'll throw me out Then I will convince myself I should have stayed around I belong upon the shelf Soon you'll throw me out Then I will convince myself I should have stayed around

From time to time, they polish head to toe The stuff they use just gets up in my nose I don't believe I need that kind of glow There must be more to life that I don't know Someone show me Won't you show me