Couldn't Care Less

I posted a picture and it got a bunch of likes That she should lose weight comment kept me up all night I hit reply and made a little out of what they said Like I couldn't care less

Walked the carpet, sat a couple rows up from the stage Hoping I would hear my name, they said a different name I was clapping, laughing, smiling, standing in a sparkly dress Like I couldn't care less

Ooh, like it don't mean something Ooh, like to me it's nothing Like I do my best to tune it out Shut the door Like I couldn't care less Hell, I couldn't care more

Hate I had to miss my friend from high school's wedding day I felt bad about it, didn't know what else to say Other than congratulations in an I'm so sorry text Yeah, I bet she read it like I couldn't care less

Ooh, like it don't mean something Ooh, like to me it's nothing Like I do my best to tune it out Shut the door Like I couldn't care less Hell, I couldn't care more Hell, I couldn't care more

I miss church some Sundays 'cause I'm running on the road But heaven's still a place that I know I'm gonna go Sometimes that Bible's dusty sitting right beside the bed Like I couldn't care less

Ooh, like it don't mean something Ooh, like to me it's nothing Like I do my best to tune it out Shut the door Like I couldn't care less Hell, I couldn't care more Yeah, I couldn't care more