Thick Thighs (Block Party Version)

(I've heard) (I've heard) (I've heard) I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long So what about my muffin top is wrong? Suckin' in really sucks Even if I had a million bucks I'd hire Jillian Michaels and I'd probably still give up I can't be the only one who likes Extra fries over exercise I never eat the produce that I buy So why even try? You can't spell 'diet' without 'die' I've been eatin' carbs since '95 And I've heard (I've heard) thick thighs save lives God bless the Kardashians for bringing curves back And all the sexy one pieces hangin' on the racks If you can't handle these love handles You can find me at McDonald's And trust me, we'll be lovin' it I can't be the only one who likes Extra fries over exercise I never eat the produce that I buy So why even try? You can't spell 'diet' without 'die' I've been eatin' carbs since '95 And I've heard (I've heard) thick thighs save lives Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free But I can tell you You won't catch me counting calories Or macros, or net carbs Or hell, MSG I can't be the only one who likes Extra fries over exercise I never eat the produce that I buy So why even try? You can't spell 'diet' without 'die' I've been eatin' carbs since '95 And I've heard (I've heard) thick thighs save lives And I've heard (I've heard) thick thighs save lives So love thyself