Think As You Drunk

One, two, a-one, two

Just who the hell do you think you are? I pay the light bill in this bar Hey, what you mean you gonna cut me off? Just shut up and give me that beer I bought

I got no idea who took my keys Who put this lipstick on my cheek? I know I might come on whiskey-back You probably thinkin' I'm three sheets to the wind

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans No, I can't say my CBAs But I can sing every song that jukebox plays

And I know I can't stand or sit But if I was hammered good, I'd dance like this Might have a cold one in each hand But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Funny, to be honest, I had me a few And I might have danced with a cowgirl or two I might have left my left boot at the bar You might have seen me layin' out in the yard

But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans No, I can't say my CBAs But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays

And I know I can't stand or sit But if I was hammered good, I'd dance like this Might have a cold one in each hand But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

Well, I might have started drinking at noon But this honky-tonk don't close 'til two

And I ain't as think as you drunk I am Don't pay no mind to this mountain of crushed up cans No, I can't say my CBAs But I can sing you every song that jukebox plays

And I know I can't stand for shit But if I was wasted, could I dance like this? Might have a cold one in each hand But I ain't as think as you drunk I am Might have a cold one in all three hands But I ain't as think as you drunk I am

May not be good as I once was But I'm as good once as I ever was