The Logical Song

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily Oh joyfully, oh playfully watching me But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible Logical, oh responsible, practical And then they showed me a world where I could be so dependable Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical There are times when all the world's asleep The questions run too deep For such a simple man Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned I know it sounds absurd Please tell me who I am

I said, watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical A liberal, oh fanatical, criminal Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're acceptable Respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable! Oh take it, take it, take it, yeah

But at night, when all the world's asleep The questions run so deep For such a simple man Won't you please (Oh won't you tell me) Please tell me what we've learned (Can you hear me) I know it sounds absurd (Oh won't you help me) Please tell me who I am Who I am Who I am Who I am

'Cause I was feeling so logical

D-d-d-d-d-d-digital One, two, three, five

Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah

Ooh it's getting unbelievable, yeah