Drivers License Revoked

I got my drivers license last week Just like we always talked about Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today i crashed my car in the suburbs Crying cause you weren't around

And you're probably with that blond boy Who administered my test Can you tell him that i'm sorry About how i wasn't really driving my best Cause that day i drove in the wrong side of traffic But anyway, i wanna say that i still love you

And i know i'm not perfect Cause i've never swerved away for no one And every time that i drive all i see is pedestrians run On the bright side it's good that you weren't in my passenger's seat Cause that would have been weird when i totaled my car on your street

And all my friends are tired Of me showing how my car go vroom but I kinda feel sorry for them Cause they'll never see fire hydrant go boom Yeah today i broke my hubba-cap in the suburbs Cause i was so hubba hubba for you

You know about those blue guys in the Wheelchairs that you see in parking lots? Apparently if you park there, you get towed, it's an ADA spot! I guess they really mean it when they say they enforce parking And whoopsies about your mailbox i'll admit that's on me

Red lights, stop signs Those are just suggestions This yellow sign, or this one, like what do they even mean? Says wrong way, or one way Do they mean literally, babe? (ohhhhhh yes they do)

Sidewalks i'd drive across I still hear your voice yelling "please no! drive slow!' Can't drive past the places We used to Go to I'm no longer allowed to, babe (ooooopsies)

And i know i'm not perfect cuz the judge says i'm a threat to everyone There's a picture of me at the DMV saying don't let this guy in Now mom has to always be sitting in the passenger seat

I hit a few light posts, now the city condemned your whole street And i'm sorry i lied about getting my license last week

(i love you)