Deadpool (Instrumental)

(Deadpool) (Deadpool)

They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass Got blades for days, got guns galore Got combo moves, evades and more With bear traps and hand grenades Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts

I can't die, I'm invincible But if you'd like to try, then I'll crush your skull Crass and rude, borderline obscene But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see And Wolverine is gettin' bitch-slapped "Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap" We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster Grab our gear and head to Genosha

(Deadpool) (Deadpool) (Deadpool)

On a mission to slap a ho But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy, fightin' Vertigo So, slow the roll', you're kinda cute But if you keep this game up, then I'm gonna puke Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies Motorboatin' and playin' with titties Jump across the map in a big-ass boot Decapitate my enemies, pick up my loot

Don't stop when I shoot, full-auto is on Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn Hot lead to the head, and I won't stop Domino and Psychlocke, makin' it hot But all these bitches are primadonnas I stuff my face with Chimichangas Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives (Deadpool) Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules, I came for the tacos (Deadpool) Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut (Deadpool) 'Bout to throw down with all these fools, so come and get some

My favorite girl, I call her Death She got big ol' boobs and butt-ass breath No stress, one day we will be together As soon as I die, and that means never Hackin' and slashin' like a ninja Don't worry, Sinister, I'm comin' to getcha Double-flippin' jumps, landin' all wreckless Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless

Cable any day, big gun, no doubt But he talks too much, so fuck it, I'm out With a broken neck, I can't see at all Crack it like a crackhead, problem solved X-Men evolved, doin' air guitar Pettin' the dog, dancin' like a porn star We did it, we rescued Rogue I tried to get some booty, but I got friend-zoned

Teleport, because it's cool, when I fall off a ledge (Deadpool) The crazy-ass guards always lookin' to duel, so click, click, boom (Deadpool) I don't believe in the Golden Rule, I came to get laid (Deadpool) Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool, I'm a sexy motherfucker

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