Tom MacDonald - "Mac Lethal Sucks" (MAC LETHAL DISS #2)

Haha, oh my God...

Listen, I think I can hear it Mac Lethal is hypin' himself in the mirror His wife tries to tell him that she's gettin' curious He just yells, "Shut the fuck up, bitch, this Tom guy's serious!" I hoped you would kill it, I'm always a optimist Thought your response would be flawless and awesome It's gotta be hard finding time to perfect All your rhymes every night at Narcotics Anonymous Hi Dave, hi Dave, hi Dave! I'm not even trying You don't scare me at all, if you did a drive-by, I'd wave! It's so cute when you rap, it's like I'm watching my dad Tryna use an iPad, you should just give it back You've been sober like eight years You the type of guy who can't have a beer Have a single drink and need to get some coke And probably suck a dick for a painkiller You party animal, you bad boy You're a crazy son of a gun All that karate and still you're a pussy? You tap on my shoulder and run? Where are you going? I'm over here In a house that you can't afford with your career Got your own pool? Kids in private school? You the fuckin' mother of the year You keep talking millions, I Googled your wealth You are worth two, Dave, I am worth twelve You're tweeting at YouTube, "Somebody help With my monetized videos!" Dave that's a tell Broke and ugly, short and stubby, forty somethin' With a face that was born for punchin' Act tough but I know at your core it's muffins The type to wife up the first whore who fucked him Big bad Dave got that Ellen co-sign Cool Tried to ride that wave to the Hollywood sign Fool You were so excited just to get invited Teeth professionally whitened couldn't cheese enough You said, "I love rap because it's counter-culture!" Dave, counter-culture is who beats you up My future has Grammies Your future is handies from Tammy Imagining baddies in nasty pajammies And transplanting hair to your head from your fanny I saw you doing teeth commercials You a actor Dave, I don't need rehearsals I'll piss in your mouth 'til you wheeze and gurgle And stomp on your head 'til your cheeks are purple I was a wrestler, I wore spandex You were a customer, you did Xanax I'll take you and your bitch by the ear And then smash you together like Stone Cold's beer Being a fucking loser's in your DNA This ain't a punchline, it's a PSA The chromosomes from your ma and pa Create retards and they name 'em Dave Nobody's safe, the wife need to chain up her legs, Remove all her eggs, Put 'em in bags and lock them away In a safe and send it away on a plane I'm lucky that I know CPR My girl heard your diss and she died laughing She was bummed, we waited like a week And then she went right back into Minecrafting My girl was on Def Jam Your girl looks like Death, fam She the Grim Reaper, knew I'd spit ether She collecting the soul of a dead dad They're gonna need a whole family of coffins When you Chris Benoit 'em to solve all your problems The shame and embarrassment, all of the comments From fans you had, I saw it, you lost 'em Ain't dropped a album in four years, dog, rapping is your hobby My career, less than a year, 20,000 physical copies I have millions of streams, I'm living your dream You're a glorified YouTuber, look like a meme Go to stupid extremes, the definition of try-hard Watch me rap after eating a Tide-Pod Dying for attention, that's why you started this little beef You're so desperate, Expect that right after this ends your sex tape probably leak You've been on Ellen and Rogan, why aren't you a star? Here, let me tell you, it isn't the bars It's the way that you look, it's the way that you are Nobody cares about your music no more Dog, you do impressions, You rap in 20 styles and you think it's flexing I got a question, Why you gotta pretend to be everyone else to resemble impressive? I killed you already, this don't need a sequel I'm honestly bored with this shit Feels like I'm kicking a corpse with shoes you can't afford Feel horrible doing you like this How many rappers wrote your response? Come on, Dave, give 'em credit I know you sent texts, I saw with my eyes I know what you said, Dave, I read it You a real piece of shit Nah, like a real piece of shit Like if a piece of shit ate a piece of shit, and took a pee and shit You're that piece of shit I'm on like five minutes, shit, lemme see You were canceled and fired from MTV The network wanted something fresh and clean I bet any day they'll be calling me You left Rhymesayers because you had to You didn't walk away, it wasn't something you planned, dude Got lost in the drugs and the whirlwind Caught pants down with another man's girlfriend Piece of shit Nah, like a real piece of shit Like if a piece of shit fucked a piece of shit and got an STD You're that piece of shit You got a pet bird, bet you never thought you'd be dead first I'ma put you both in the oven when you get burned I'ma put you both in a pet urn Piss into the bottle, mix it up, and turn the ash into plaster Give it to your bitch Tell her "make statues of me just to capture my wind." My girl would just spit in her face and we'll dip Get a hammer and come back and smash it to bits Put a plaque in its place so that no one forgets That your biggest mistake was as good as it gets For a guy whose career doesn't even exist It's the peak of the mountain for you, this is it Your aesthetic is pathetic, you don't get it, I'm prophetic Your rap ethics are boring, fuck it, Guinness World Record Be careful where you are headed, I'm cemented as a legend David Sheldon severed out his head and you be the evidence Every room that you ever enter I will always be the elephant While you try to fit this cap into Ellen for development You deader than Lenin, I sent a letter to Heaven That explodes when I open, I hope it gets your attention I can smell it, you sweating, and it's 11:11 I make a wish that when you die you come back resurrected So I can kill you again and again and again For the record, If you're feeling kind of froggy and you jump you get dissected Oh dear, I can't believe that I had to set this shit straight, man Old ears, I hope you hear exactly what I say, man I'm here, you said you didn't even know my name, dog So here, I'll say it so you don't forget again It's Tom MacDonald, bitch