trevor bacon

Magical Trevor is here for the day, We all love him, it's safe to say. It's 12 PM so he starts with a thriller, He's gonna do tricks-a with a chinchilla. Covers it up with his magical cloak, Gets out some petrol and gives it a soak. Look out kids, he's playing with matches, He better be careful in case that cloak catches on fire. Oh no, the cloak is on fire. It's turning to ashes with our furry friend, When will this horror finally end? Oh look, it's okay; well that was amazin', The chinchilla's just fine but now it's turned into a raisin. Shame no one's watching, put this in you journal; "Dear Diary, chinchillas sure are nocturnal". Check up your animal facts next time Trevor, Ooh, you sure get nice coats at "World of Leather".