Mister Richard Smoker (Alternate Version)

Biddley bah boo, Biddley bah boo, Biddley bah boo bow! Mister Richard smoker, you're a poopy poker Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa Cigarettes and coffee breath Little boys on crystal meth Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat Mister Richard smoker, you're a chicken choker Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out Pantyhose and Aqua-Net Smoking menthol cigarettes Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Smoke! You eat dark meat Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister richard smoker, you're an Ono Yoker Cognac and black coffee with the boys Dancin' in your buster browns Whirlin' to the techno sounds Your hands are wet, your hair is slick You smoke big dick Mister Richard smoker, you're a velvet coker Bruce and Geoff will pick you up at ten Goin' out, dancin' in the city Friday night, gotta look pretty Tonight we'll tango in the street You eat dark meat Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, yeah! Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow, smoke! Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow!