Water At A Wedding

Well, I didn't want to show up But our families go way back So, when you said your vows that's exactly where I sat Thank god for open bars 'Cause watching this shit ain't easy And in the middle of y'all's first dance Couldn't help but see you see me And in a flash I'm back to sippin' Jack with you Before you found Mister Ole Miss You tipped your glass at me behind his back and I couldn't help but notice You're drinking water at your wedding, girl Ain't no bubbles up in that drink If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl You're scared to death of what this small town would think Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears I think you don't love him at all I think that two pink lines appeared Now you can't have no alcohol Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls Drinking water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl Your husband's got a beer And he handed you champagne And yeah, I saw you pour it down that vase And don't be looking at me like you miss me Hey, I'm just throwing back whiskey while You're drinking water at your wedding, girl Ain't no bubbles up in that drink If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl You're scared to death of what this small town would think Well, I think them tears ain't happy tears I think you don't love him at all I think that two pink lines appeared Now you can't have no alcohol Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls Drinking water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl Yeah, water at your wedding, girl About 2AM, two months ago you showed up drunk at my place Started tearing off clothes Now we ain't talked about it sense But sitting here, I'm thinking What if I'm the reason that you're up there drinking Water at your wedding, girl I guess that we'll know in time If I'm a betting man I'm betting, girl Your secret's gonna have my eyes I think them tears ain't happy tears I think you don't love him at all I think that two pink lines appeared Now you can't have no alcohol Daddy's shotgun and your momma's pearls Drinkin' water at your wedding, water at your wedding, girl