Crystal Methodist

(Mm-mm)

They built the strip club right on Church Street And a liquor store right next door In this eight-ball town, you put your roots in the ground And your whiskey in your bathroom drawer

Daddy made ends in a Peter built Momma kept baggies in her bra Ain't no HGTV, Southern Living magazine Beats all you ever saw

We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, back road tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers

Say bless your heart, come as you arе Ain't no prejudice We'rе just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Crystal Methodists, Amen

Well, Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor" Even if the car's on blocks Said, "Mind your own, don't cast them stones" But he didn't say nothing 'bout rocks

So the sheriff's kid's selling on the corner Putting that silver spoon to use He'll be high as a tornado serving 'em potatoes At the luncheon, Sunday afternoon

We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, back road tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers

Say bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Crystal Methodists, Amen

Amen, Amen Amen, Amen Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, back road tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers

Say bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Red wine at communion addicts Sunday sober, holy rollers Crystal Methodists, Amen

Oh, Amen Amen Wow Amen