Yard Sale

(Hey Priscilla, um) (I was like driving by your house, and I think I left some things there) (I was wondering if I could maybe stop by and come get them)

I gave you two months to come and pick up your stuff Surprised you never did, so I'll tell you what? If you're thinking I'm the type to pack it up in a box And leave it on the porch Well, honey, I'm not Got a couple lawn chairs, a cooler full of beer And all my girls will be my cashiers

I'm having me a yard sale, ten to five Follow all the yellow signs Everything is half price, get you something nice I'm talking Jon boat, fishing poles, deer mounts and Mossy Oak Sorry baby, those Lucchese's gotta go I'm having me a yard sale I'm having me a yard sale (yard sale)

I could make a pretty penny off your Green Egg grill But the hot neighbor might come over tonight and chill And there's a couple other things that I think I'ma keep I'll turn your Levi's into ex-boyfriend jeans I want that flannel shirt and your trucker hat If you want something else, you better bring cash

I'm having me a yard sale, ten to five Follow all the yellow signs Everything is half price, get you something nice I'm talking Jon boat, fishing poles, deer mounts and Mossy Oak Sorry baby, those Lucchese's gotta go I'm having me a yard sale I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale

Xbox (sold) Golf clubs (also sold) Everything including you must go

I'm having me a yard sale, ten to five Follow all the yellow signs Everything is half price, get you something nice I'm talking Jon boat, fishing poles, deer mounts and Mossy Oak Sorry baby, those Lucchese's gotta go

(Sold, sold, sold, sold, sold, sold, sold, sold, sold)