Kidnap the Sandy Claws

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws I wanna do it Let's draw straws Jack said we should work together Three of a kind Birds of a feather Now and forever Wheeee La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight Throw away the key and then Turn off all the lights

First, we're going to set some bait Inside a nasty trap and wait When he comes a-sniffing we will Snap the trap and close the gate

Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up

Kidnap the Sandy Claws Throw him in a box Bury him for ninety years Then see if he talks

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man

Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declare

That he will cook him rare Wheeee!

I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his door and then Knock three times and when he anwers Sandy Claws will be no more

You're so stupid, think now If we blow him up into smithereens We may lose some pieces

And the Jack will beat us black and green

Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then see if he is sad

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

He'll be so pleased by our success

That he'll reward us too, I bet

Perhaps he'll make his special brew

Of snake and spider stew Ummm!

We're his little henchmen And we take our job with pride We do our best to please him And stay on his good side

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

I'm not the dumb one

You're no fun

Shut up!

Make me

I've got something, listen now This one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to read Now, in the box we'll wait and hide

Until his curiousity

Entices him to look inside And then we'll have him One, two, three

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick Lock him for ninety years, see what makes him tick

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key