#SELFIE - The Chainsmokers

When Jason was at the table I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? Because, he was totally texting me all night last night And I don't know if it's a booty call or not So, like what do you think?

Did you think that girl was pretty? How did that girl even get in here? Did you see her? She's so short, and that dress is so tacky Who wears Cheetah?

It's not even summer Why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one But first Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia I wanna look tan What should my caption be? I want it to be clever How about, living with my bitches, hashtag LIV?

I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes Do you think I should take it down? Let me take another selfie

Selfie, selfie, let me take a selfie

Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie What a creep Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on That's so ratchet That girl is such a fake model She definitely bought all her Instagram followers

Who goes out on Mondays? Okay, let's go take some shots Oh no, uh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up Oh wait, never mind, I'm fine Let's go dance

There's no vodka at this table Do you know anyone else here? Oh my God, Jason just texted me Should I go home with him? I guess I took a good selfie

Selfie... Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie

Let me take a selfie