Mr Charm

I know we've never met but you seem to know my name Did you hear bad things about me, that would be a crying shame If you look into my eyes, if you peer into my face Can you read the good and see the bad? Don't have to be afraid Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm I would never, never, never, never do you harm Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm Life's too short for just making money Show me how to spend it honey Life's too short to waste it living on your own Life's too short, nothing lasts forever Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure Life's too short to waste it living it on your own I could show you places that you have never seen And fill your mind with images of tantalising dreams And caves full of crystals shot through with pinks and greens And no man's land in the Darkest Days of 1916 Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm I would never, never, never, never do you harm Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed Life's too short to just making money Ain't no fool, ain't nobody's monkey Life's too short to waste it living it on your own Life's too short, nothing lasts forever Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure Life's too short to waste it living it on your own When I was oh so young, I used to want to go to Mars And burn the rubber on the road And drive around in fancy cars And who would take you into space? Who would you really trust? Is it Boeing, is it NASA, is it mad mogul Mr. Musk? Now I'm older, I would like to ask you if tonight We could stay at home, you see I'm really quite polite I would make you cocktails, pour you wine You're obviously so erudite, do anagrams, spew epigrams I don't give a damn, madame Life's too short for just making money Show me how to spend it with you honey Life's too short to waste it living it on your own Life's too short, nothing lasts forever Can't be bought, help me bring you pleasure Life's too short to waste it living it all alone (Call me Mr. Charm!) (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) I think that you'd be the perfect woman on my arm Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) Don't have to be afraid, don't have to be alarmed Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm) (Call me Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm, Mr. Charm)